Inspired by @BWN_7 @nikkilounoel @andersun and many incredibly funny people here.
  1. Tell me: "We have to be at court in fifteen minutes. Drink up your coffee."
  2. Tell me: "We're meeting them for drinks in twenty minutes. Don't play another round of "Star Wars: Battlefront".
  3. Remind me that: "we have clients at two o'clock. We can't window shop much longer."
  4. Mention my high blood pressure, and to: "avoid salt".