How to Flirt.
For Valentine's Day.
- •Throw something.
- •Jump up and down.
- •Make biscuits.
- •Buy a zebra.
- •Throw your hands up in dismay over San Francisco drivers.
- •Pour something into a glass. Then, throw it at your flirt-person.
- •Apologize for doing so. Blame lack of food.
- •Give everyone you see a high-five.
- •Give everyone you see five: "Hi's".
- •Strip down, scream: "For Asgard!", and burst in on your flirt-person during dinner.
- •Bonus points: avoid arrest for as long as possible.
- •Wink a lot.
- •Wink so much that the flirt-person has to ask if you're having a stroke.
- •Avoid strokes.
- •Dress up as a giant rabbit, and hop around your flirt-person. Then, lay down at their feet.
- •Look cute and fuzzy.
- •If all else fails, buy a bottle of something and scream at birds. Again, avoid arrest.