1. Get to bed early.
  2. Put all of the groceries in a neat pile.
  3. Avoid detection at all costs.
  4. Start with a sack of hammers. Put them in a blender. Add butter. Stir.
  5. Read Gogol's "Dead Souls", and write a short, two sentence essay describing why this relates to the internal combustion engine.
  6. Buy bubbles.