How to Make an Internal Combustion Engine
- •Get to bed early.
- •Put all of the groceries in a neat pile.
- •Avoid detection at all costs.
- •Start with a sack of hammers. Put them in a blender. Add butter. Stir.
- •Read Gogol's "Dead Souls", and write a short, two sentence essay describing why this relates to the internal combustion engine.
- •Buy bubbles.