How to Tell if I've Been Drinking.
- •I yell.
- •My voice gets inexplicably, yet obviously, louder.
- •I make outlandish remarks, like: "I am the king of Denmark. Now bow to me, or be shanted." This is a made-up nonsense word, combining "banished" and "slanted" together to make an equally nonsensical word.
- •I declare I am the "mayor" of the "boom boom room"
- •I write shitty songs.
- •I write equally shitty poems.
- •I fight video games.
- •I fall asleep mid/sentence.