1. You uncontrollably salivate around pollen.
  2. You own all of Sting's solo records, including the "Dune" movie soundtrack.
  3. You buy lots of stemware at IKEA.
  4. You refuse to sit down in chairs, so as to not rip out your stinger and die.
  5. You tend to avoid showers.
  6. You like the movie: "Mulan".
  7. You own at least six turtleneck sweaters.