How to Tell if You're a Bee
- •You uncontrollably salivate around pollen.
- •You own all of Sting's solo records, including the "Dune" movie soundtrack.
- •You buy lots of stemware at IKEA.
- •You refuse to sit down in chairs, so as to not rip out your stinger and die.
- •You tend to avoid showers.
- •You like the movie: "Mulan".
- •You own at least six turtleneck sweaters.