I Drank a Lot Over the Weekend (Sext)

  1. Golf was played. This is a plastic coyote (SEXT)
  2. I got insanely drunk. I mean...insane. This may have been the drunkest I've ever been in my life (SEXT)
  3. This is not me, but should have been (SEXT).
  4. Thinking about all the embarrassing things I did, and putting it down on paper (SEXT)
  5. This is how I feel right now (SEXT)
  6. I kept using the phrase: "I'm not a doctor, but (insert ridiculous statement)" SEXT
  7. At some point, I gotta slow down (SEXT)
  8. Just before my liver does this (SEXT)