I Kinda Want to Have This Body for Like a Day. Just One Day.

I'm watching crappy television before I clean my house.
  1. And just walk around. Just for the knowledge that I'm basically carved out of wood, and should be out fighting crime or something. Just for the day.
  2. I'd probably go see a movie, and take a walk. Maybe get some coffee.
  3. Then I'd make myself a Boulevardier, kick my feet up, and say: "Damn, it feels good to be a gangster."
  4. And then immediately turn back to this:
  5. SEXT?