1. Some asshole calls my cell phone, and doesn't answer when I ask: "Hello?"
  2. He then says: "Well, if you had stopped to listen, I would talk to you." He then hangs up.
  3. This annoyed me. So, I proceeded to call him from multiple lines.
  4. Each time, he blocks my call.
  5. I called him 40 times.
  6. I'm exhausted and dangerous, kids.