I'm Crazy, Kids.
- •Some asshole calls my cell phone, and doesn't answer when I ask: "Hello?"
- •He then says: "Well, if you had stopped to listen, I would talk to you." He then hangs up.
- •This annoyed me. So, I proceeded to call him from multiple lines.
- •Each time, he blocks my call.
- •I called him 40 times.
- •I'm exhausted and dangerous, kids.