I SEXT BECAUSE

  1. Beyond the absurdity of blurting out a word with a non-sensual picture next to it, I don't have anything relevant or interesting to say.
  2. This goes for my Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram page as well.
  3. Think of me like a film involving CGI cartoon characters, or a "tween vampire film", or a sugary, kid's breakfast cereal. I am filled with zero intellectual "nutritional" value.
  4. Thank you!