Inspired by @Melodie
  1. When I feel _______, I drink _______
  2. Angry, water.
  3. Celebratory, champagne.
  4. Tired, coffee.
  5. Sexy, martinis.
  6. Dumb, nothing.
  7. Horny, tequila.
  8. Maudlin, beer. Cheap beer.
  9. Friendly, wine for guests.
  10. Ready to have fun, Lillet Blanc over ice.
  11. Ready to rock, mescal.
  12. Ready to SEXT, anything. Anything at all. SEXT
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