1. When I save $47.00 a month by switching to Geico.
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  2. After we're done making out.
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  3. After I'm done making out with my grandma. See previous lists.
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  4. When I pay my car payment early.
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  5. That I'm a little douchey.
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  6. When I realize my SEXTs could change the world.
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  7. After I've had my coffee.
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  8. How I made my millions.
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  9. Neither am I. Then again, I didn't just corner the market with winter coats and SEXTs.
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