ME and My Friend Kanye

  1. When I save $47.00 a month by switching to Geico.
  2. After we're done making out.
  3. After I'm done making out with my grandma. See previous lists.
  4. When I pay my car payment early.
  5. That I'm a little douchey.
  6. When I realize my SEXTs could change the world.
  7. After I've had my coffee.
  8. How I made my millions.
  9. Neither am I. Then again, I didn't just corner the market with winter coats and SEXTs.