1. The power of overall HAWT-ness.
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  2. The power of sophistication.
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  3. The power to talk like a pirate.
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  4. The power of hard-hitting journalism.
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  5. The power of being insanely rich.
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  6. The power of Hulkamania.
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  7. The power of just being awesome.
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  8. The power of sultry power ballads.
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  9. The power of "old-timey HAWT-ness"
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  10. The power of being a cranky guy complaining about fiber and: "the diabetes".
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  11. The power to have irrevocably changed hairstyles for men.
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  12. The power of inner peace through non-violent conflict resolution.
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  13. The power of ROCK.
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  14. The inner power of SEXT.
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  15. The power of love.
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