MY 500th LIST

  1. This is a monumental moment. I'm actually kind of wistful right now.
  2. This morning, @HisDudeness liked and re-listed an old list of mine, and I thought two things: "Awww! That's so nice!" and "Wait, did I write that? Where the hell was I?"
    Thank you, @HisDudeness for your like. You are awesome, good sir.
  3. Anyway, I want to let you all know that I am so proud to be a part of this wonderful community. I am honestly flattered by how much love and support I have seen here, and I feel the same way about you all.
    I mean it. I'm trying to slow down the booze right now, because I need to prove to myself that I can. If I wasn't, however, I would make you many, many, many drinks. 🍺🍺🍺
  4. So, again, I thank you all for reading, laughing, and thinking with me. It's a crazy world out there, my children. We need each other and our love and support.
  5. Here's some SEXTs to get you by:
  6. SEXT (Bowie looks amazing here)
  7. SEXT
  8. SEXT (self-portrait)
  9. SEXT (imma hit ya up, girl)(you nasty)
  10. SEXT
  11. SEXT #tbt (I just needed a haircut, that's all)
  12. SEXT (gun control style)
  13. SEXT (this woman was shocked to find that she's 23% "other")
  14. Thank you.