@Goldilocks was the inspiration. Alcohol was the fuel. "El Mariachi" was the first film by Robert Rodriguez. Pants by Gap.
  1. Finishing "War and Peace". I made it to page 543. I said: "Hold the fucking phone...there's another 400 plus pages of this shit?"
    Seriously, it is a fine book. It just gets really boring after the Battle of Austerliz.
  2. Sky-diving.
    Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Nope. Just...no.
  3. Watching "Star Wars: Episode VII" until I am goddamn good and ready.
    I can't stand people that ask me why I haven't seen this movie. It's because I spent two months seeing every conceivable commercial involving "Star Wars". It pissed on my childhood.
  4. Reading: "Pride and Prejudice".
    I chose not to read this book in A.P. English. I do not care to read it now.
  5. Criminal law. Intellectually, I enjoy it. Practically, no way.
    I don't want to practice it, go near it, or defend anyone in it. It's painful, stressful, and an ugly mess.
  6. Family law.
    See above.
  7. Watching "Dirty Dancing".
    No. I won't. Never.
  8. Watching "Footloose".
    No. Uh-uh. Nope. Never.
  9. Drinking Jägermeister.
    No. I'm out. Forget it.
  10. Eating mayonnaise voluntarily.
    No. You can't make me.