My Life Mottos

  1. "Avoid eating anything larger than you."
  2. "Pants first, shoes after."
  3. "Romulan Ale is really just Bud Light mixed with blue food coloring."
  4. "Forks are for poking. Knives are for cutting. Neither may be mixed."
  5. "Everywhere you look, there is likely to be a large source of oxygen."