1. Everyone is fucking screaming at nothing.
  2. All three rush to the window and start barking.
  3. I look out of the window, only to find that there's nothing there.
  4. This has gone on for roughly four hours. I've gone outside to see if there's something or someone there.
  5. Obviously, either ghost or deer ninjas are hanging out in front of my house.
  6. If this List App could show videos, I would video this nightmare.