Rejected Candy Heart Ideas

  1. I'm in ur house
  2. Where is the Xanax?
  3. Text me now, dammit
  4. But, it's "Nudity Tuesday"!
  5. Wings, half off.
  6. Touch my butt.
  7. Touch my rooster.
  8. Lemme see that nudeness
  9. Put me on your "no-no place"
  10. Boo.i.bie
  11. #YOLOORSOMESORTABULLSHIT
  12. Make me a waffle.
  13. 💣🕷😂😞😍😘😹🔫
  14. I'm severely blue-balled
  15. Testicular torsion
  16. Jon Snow
  17. Marry my sister wife
  18. Love potato
  19. Hump-a-rama
  20. It hurts when I pee
  21. My test results came back.
  22. We need to talk.
  23. Your roommate is hot.
  24. Where's the Lysol?
  25. You smell like Mother's hands.
  26. WTF?
    Suggested by   @kate81
  27. Have you been tested?
    Suggested by   @kate81
  28. Friend Zone
    Suggested by   @kate81
  29. F&@k Buddy
    Suggested by   @kate81
  30. Little Spoon
    Suggested by   @kate81
  31. Can I borrow your charger?
    Suggested by   @kate81
  32. I have a beard
    Suggested by   @kate81
  33. Dry spell
    Suggested by   @kate81
  34. Future Ex-wife
    Suggested by   @kate81
  35. 55378008
    Upside down in calculator font
    Suggested by   @ltoiaivao
  36. Nice forearms
    Suggested by   @kate81
  37. I'm in a band
    Suggested by   @kate81
  38. Banter Lust
    One of the tracks from My New Tracklist and I feel should be on a candy heart THE TRACKLIST FOR MY NEW ALBUM, TITLED "WITHOUT A MAP"
    Suggested by   @kate81
  39. I have WiFi
    Suggested by   @kate81
  40. My humps.
  41. Sorry I stained u
  42. #awkward
  43. SEXT
  44. Y kan't I spel
  45. I have coupons!
    Suggested by   @kate81
  46. Eyebrows On Fleek
    Suggested by   @kate81
  47. Call doctor if erection lasts longer than four hours.
  48. I wear my socks during sex.
  49. I wear my hockey skates during sex.
  50. Call me: "Zsa Zsa" when we make love.
  51. List Request Me
    Suggested by   @kate81
  52. Is your sister around?
    Suggested by   @kate81