Self-imposed Titles of Mine.

  1. "King of the Wicker People."
    Thank you, Tim Burton
  2. "Friend to Children Everywhere"
    Thank you, Gamera
  3. "Junior Han Solo"
    Thank you, Han Solo.
  4. "Earth's Mightiest Pelvic Sorcerer."
    Thank you, Marvel.
  5. "Sommelier of Funk."
    Thank you, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Parliament Funkadelic
  6. "The High Priest of Wacky"
    That was me.