Sexual Techniques Involving And/or Named After 1930's Men's Facial Styles.
- •The "Shenandoah".Moderately advanced. Popularized by U.S. Attorney General Edward Bates.
- •The "Balbo".Lightly advanced. Drink prosecco while doing this. Thank former Italian Air Marshall Italo Balbo for this one.
- •The "Chinstrap Beard".Highly advanced. Popularized by American Civil War general David E. Twiggs. Make sure you have plenty of room, and a large supply of towels.
- •The "Horseshoe".ONLY TRY AFTER FIRST DISCUSSING WITH A PHYSICIAN. Highly advanced. Very flammable.
- •The "Walrus".Comically easy. For beginners only.