Sexual Techniques Involving And/or Named After 1930's Men's Facial Styles.

  1. The "Shenandoah".
    Moderately advanced. Popularized by U.S. Attorney General Edward Bates.
  2. The "Balbo".
    Lightly advanced. Drink prosecco while doing this. Thank former Italian Air Marshall Italo Balbo for this one.
  3. The "Chinstrap Beard".
    Highly advanced. Popularized by American Civil War general David E. Twiggs. Make sure you have plenty of room, and a large supply of towels.
  4. The "Horseshoe".
    ONLY TRY AFTER FIRST DISCUSSING WITH A PHYSICIAN. Highly advanced. Very flammable.
  5. The "Walrus".
    Comically easy. For beginners only.