So Tell ME About Your Small Dick (Totally Kidding Dont Really!! 😃 )
- •First - HA!
- •Second, he prefers the name: "Short In Stature Richard".
- •Third, he's awesome, and he loves long walks on the beach, moonlight strolls, and Venice.
- •Fourth, he gets punched a lot by my dogs.
- •Fifth, he's a bon vivant, a hero to some, and the most interesting dick in the world.
- •Thank you. (bows deeply, removes hat with a flourish, gets punched in dick by my dog).