1. First - HA!
  2. Second, he prefers the name: "Short In Stature Richard".
  3. Third, he's awesome, and he loves long walks on the beach, moonlight strolls, and Venice.
  4. Fourth, he gets punched a lot by my dogs.
  5. Fifth, he's a bon vivant, a hero to some, and the most interesting dick in the world.
  6. Thank you. (bows deeply, removes hat with a flourish, gets punched in dick by my dog).