1. For you all: the Li.sters, the friends near and far, and the wonderful people I have grown to care deeply about, thank you for your smiles, your laughter, and for never being quite so bored with my ridiculous SEXTing.
  2. Think of this as an operatic piece of no particular measure. However, keep the: “1812 Overture” somewhat in your head while reading this list.
  3. This is for you. May we all share a laugh together, forever and always.
  4. Act I - Adagio
  5. SEXT (political style)
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  6. SEXT (self-portrait)
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  7. SEXT (the van I serve booze from)
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  8. SEXT (life goals)
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  9. SEXT (don’t hurt me)
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  10. SEXT (me, on Mondays)
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  11. SEXT (just fucking STOP)
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  12. SEXT (and if a double-decker bus crashes into us/to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die)
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  13. SEXT (self-portrait)
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  14. SEXT (words for the future)
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  15. SEXT (hey now)
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  16. SEXT
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  17. SEXT (self-portrait)
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  18. SEXT (there is a light, and it never goes out)
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  19. Act II - Allegro
  20. SEXT (it’s like meeting the man of my dreams/and then meeting his beautiful wife)
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  21. SEXT (wait...you mean the dead guy?)
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  22. SEXT (Susan, I don’t goddamn know)
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  23. SEXT (been there, done that)
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  24. SEXT (it’s true)
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  25. SEXT (HOT DAMN)
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  26. SEXT (my epitaph)
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  27. SEXT (I love you/I know)
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  28. SEXT (hey now)
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  29. SEXT (no shit)
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  30. SEXT (please, please, please let me get what I want)
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  31. SEXT (ummmmmm)
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  32. SEXT (fuck you, frizzy hair)
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  33. SEXT (yayyyyyyyy Satan)
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  34. SEXT (I’m not a gentle man/I’m a Method Man)
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  35. SEXT (Linda, fuck those bitches)
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  36. SEXT (always a bridesmaid, never a bride)
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  37. SEXT (I know! That sweater, right? Ughhhh)
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  38. SEXT (everyday thoughts style)
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  39. SEXT (the end of Li.st style)(LAME)
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  40. SEXT (what an ass)
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  41. SEXT (double snap, with a twist)(you do you, Carol)
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  42. SEXT (and hello to awkward sexual encounters style)
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  43. SEXT (HELL YES)
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  44. SEXT (onomatopoeia style)
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  45. SEXT (YES, MA’AM)(I love it when you throw me around)
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    Yes, I like being dominated.
  46. SEXT (how I feel, now that Li.st is over)
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  47. SEXT (how I really feel now that Li.st is over)
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  48. SEXT (SMASH THE PATRIARCHY)
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  49. SEXT (how I think of myself)
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  50. SEXT (look, weed helps a lot of things, but you need to stay in the moment, Susan)
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  51. SEXT (my motto)
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  52. SEXT (happy hour style)
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  53. SEXT (HE’S EATING YOUR EAR)
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  54. SEXT (my life in Ohio)
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  55. SEXT (oh, calm down, Diane)(jeez)
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  56. SEXT (how I almost got married the first time)
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  57. SEXT (YEAH WHY)
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  58. SEXT (SMASH THE PATRIARCHY)
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  59. SEXT (FUCK NANCY)
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  60. SEXT (it’s because of his tie. Seriously. Use a mirror, Carl)
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  61. SEXT (wow)
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  62. SEXT (my epitaph)
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  63. SEXT (fuck you, Internet)
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  64. SEXT (ummmmmm...Jane. You should take a shower soon)
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  65. Act III - Piano
  66. SEXT (KISS ME. NOW.)
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  67. SEXT (ummmmm)
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  68. SEXT (here’s a tip: get some fucking paper)
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  69. SEXT (Hunh)
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  70. SEXT (ummmmmm. Wow)
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  71. SEXT (that’s a lot of damn pepper)
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  72. SEXT (NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE)
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  73. SEXT (we had “Candwiches” all the time growing up)
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  74. SEXT (JACOB FOREVER. EDWARD NEVER)
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  75. SEXT (Hunh)
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  76. SEXT (okay. Whoa. Time out)
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  77. SEXT (WHOA WHOA WHOA)
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  78. SEXT (ahem)
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  79. SEXT (ahem)
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  80. SEXT (well, who doesn’t like breasts?)
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  81. SEXT (NO. NO MORE OF THIS SHIT)
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  82. SEXT (an oldie, but goodie)
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  83. SEXT (ethnic food style)
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  84. SEXT (when in Rome)
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  85. SEXT (use before eating “Prick”)
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  86. SEXT (yeahhhhhhhhh)
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  87. SEXT (awwwwwwwww yeah)
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  88. SEXT (this seems horribly dangerous)
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  89. SEXT (no)
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  90. SEXT (HEY NOW I LIKE THESE COOKIES)
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  91. SEXT (no. Just...no)
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  92. SEXT (mmmmmmmm)
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  93. SEXT (now, with 45% more chunks!)
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  94. SEXT (ahem)(wow)
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  95. SEXT (ewwwwwww)
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  96. SEXT (that’s false advertising)
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  97. SEXT (HEY NOW)
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  98. SEXT (WHOA)
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