The Highlight Reel of My Life Would Include:

@Melodie cuz' she cool like that
  1. Ethel Merman singing: "Everything's Coming Up Roses" at volume 11.
  2. The "7-Up" man just laughing over and over again.
    Google it, kids.
  3. Some kind of video involving kittens.
  4. A bunch of bananas.
  5. This (SEXT)
  6. A packet of sliced ham.