The Perfect Date.
- •A member of of the date palm, family phoenix dactylifera.
- •Give them to a special someone.
- •Then, take them to a nice dinner, have some drinks, tell some jokes, hope they think you're charming, maybe hold hands, maybe go on a walk, maybe try to kiss them, and then hope they don't think you're gross.
- •Oh! And then give them more dates. The fruit kind.
- •Oh! And then eventually graduate to SEXTing.