Things I Say Too Much (Maybe With or Without Sexts? Your Call)
Because @abbsolutelyNot asked me to make one. Don't make me leave the Internet for twenty minutes again!
- •"Here's a question..."Insert dumb shit.
- •"MOONY! ENOUGH!"My 1-year old McNab/Border Collie puppy barking at squirrels.
- •"TWILLY! DAMMIT, I DON'T SPEAK ESPERANTO!"My 13-year old English Pointer demanding a treat for the fifty-seventh time today.
- •"FROGGY! DON'T RAPE MY FACE!"Froggy, my 7 year old rat terrier/chihuahua mix, enjoys excessive licking.
- •"Bankruptcy Law Center, can I help you?"Basically, every single day.
- •"Goddammit, don't reinvent the wheel! Just pirate and modify!"Me, about my views on legal efficiency and the tired wheels of bureaucracy.
- •"Do you know what I am saying?"Ala, Butters, from "South Park".
- •"You know that bankruptcy fraud is federal crime, and is regularly investigated by the F.B.I., right?"I don't believe I need to explain the details.
- •"That's unacceptable. Just unacceptable."To various things, mainly mid-afternoon.
- •"SEXT"About 40,000 times a day.
- •Thank you @abbsolutelyNot You are very kind. 😊