Because @abbsolutelyNot asked me to make one. Don't make me leave the Internet for twenty minutes again!
  1. "Here's a question..."
    Insert dumb shit.
  2. "MOONY! ENOUGH!"
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    My 1-year old McNab/Border Collie puppy barking at squirrels.
  3. "TWILLY! DAMMIT, I DON'T SPEAK ESPERANTO!"
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    My 13-year old English Pointer demanding a treat for the fifty-seventh time today.
  4. "FROGGY! DON'T RAPE MY FACE!"
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    Froggy, my 7 year old rat terrier/chihuahua mix, enjoys excessive licking.
  5. "Bankruptcy Law Center, can I help you?"
    Basically, every single day.
  6. "Goddammit, don't reinvent the wheel! Just pirate and modify!"
    Me, about my views on legal efficiency and the tired wheels of bureaucracy.
  7. "Do you know what I am saying?"
    Ala, Butters, from "South Park".
  8. "You know that bankruptcy fraud is federal crime, and is regularly investigated by the F.B.I., right?"
    I don't believe I need to explain the details.
  9. "That's unacceptable. Just unacceptable."
    To various things, mainly mid-afternoon.
  10. "SEXT"
    About 40,000 times a day.
  11. SEXT
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  12. SEXT
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  13. SEXT
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  14. SEXT
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  15. Thank you @abbsolutelyNot You are very kind. 😊