Things My Milkshake Brings to the Yard

  1. Ants.
  2. Real estate agents.
  3. Black licorice.
  4. Guys named: "Gunther".
  5. A mint-green Dodge Dart.
  6. Bears.
  7. A naked Margaret Thatcher, riding a horse.
  8. An oddly cheerful Lorenzo Lamas.
  9. Lemon Pledge.
  10. Bus station urinals.