1. Wearing pants, but realizing you're wearing them appropriately.
  2. Drinking coffee while evading dog kisses.
  3. A cool breeze gently wafting down the hillside, and remembering that I'm not going to be cold from the breeze because I'm wearing pants.
  4. New comic books
  5. Guitars
  6. Pants
  7. Lists requiring me to list things that make me happy.
  8. The Hapsburg Empire.