Today Is: "____________ Ruined My Boner" Day.

  1. Ruined my boner.
  2. Ruined my boner.
  3. Ruined my boner.
  4. Ruined my boner.
  5. Started, then later ruined, my boner.
  6. Definitely ruined my boner.
  7. It left me feeling angry.
  8. And feeling:
  9. Boner...restored.