Today's My Birthday.

  1. I am 41 years old.
  2. I am alive and relatively healthy.
  3. I am still devastatingly handsome.
  4. And I'm dreaming about the time I saw a blimp.
  5. Everyone wants to make out with me.
  6. And no one will dispute any of these claims as: "false" or "insane".
  7. So...SEXT