1. I am 41 years old.
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  2. I am alive and relatively healthy.
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  3. I am still devastatingly handsome.
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  4. And I'm dreaming about the time I saw a blimp.
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  5. Everyone wants to make out with me.
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  6. And no one will dispute any of these claims as: "false" or "insane".
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  7. So...SEXT
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