Here's where it gets fun.
  1. I once jumped naked out of two story apartment window into a dumpster in Ashland, Oregon, as I was making out with someone's girlfriend, and her boyfriend came home early from work.
  2. I once repelled nude off the side of a building in college, was chased by campus security, broke into the laundry room of a dormitory, and ran home wearing a grey "Esprit" sweatshirt.
  3. I was a figure skater, semi-professionally.
  4. There. Go.