Two Truths and One Lie
Here's where it gets fun.
- •I once jumped naked out of two story apartment window into a dumpster in Ashland, Oregon, as I was making out with someone's girlfriend, and her boyfriend came home early from work.
- •I once repelled nude off the side of a building in college, was chased by campus security, broke into the laundry room of a dormitory, and ran home wearing a grey "Esprit" sweatshirt.
- •I was a figure skater, semi-professionally.
- •There. Go.