Ways My Sense of Style Can Be Described.

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  1. "Looks like a hobo."
  2. "Smells like one too."
  3. "Bass player for Mudhoney."
  4. "Has been wearing Addidas Sambas since 1989."
  5. "Mixes it up between looking homeless and wearing courtroom attire."
  6. "Like a 41-year old ex soccer player."
  7. "Sometimes...this."
  8. "If John Denver was in Nirvana."