What I Don't Like.

  1. Unkindness to animals, children, women, and the old.
  2. Self-righteousness.
  3. Imposing political or religious values on others.
  4. Mayonnaise.
  5. Spiders.
  6. Unscrupulous lawyers.
  7. Combative lawyers.
  8. Lawyers with a little bit of power, and a giant chip on their shoulders.
  9. Country music.
  10. Mayonnaise-loving, combative, unscrupulous, self-righteous spider lawyers with a little bit of power and a giant chip on their shoulders that are unkind to children, animals, and the old and impose their political or religious values on others.
  11. The above, AND they only karaoke country songs. Ugh.