What May Have Possibly Happened to @listprompts

  1. Fell down?
  2. Trapped under something heavy?
  3. Accidentally married a tiger, and was eaten?
  4. Engaged in a struggle-snuggle with a bear?
  5. Had to use the restroom?
  6. Went to see Coldplay?
  7. Went to buy a skateboard?
  8. Charging his/her phone?
  9. Lost in the Amazon?
  10. Flew away in a brightly-colored, magical dirigible?
  11. Planning a party for elves?
  12. Still struggle-snuggling?
  13. Maybe with the same bear?
  14. Dropping sick rhymes at the rap battle?
  15. In court?
  16. At the pants store?
  17. SEXT?