What My Exes Are Up To.
- •Married with a kid, and has $4,367.45 of my money from our joint bank account that she gleefully absconded with on her way out of town, two days before our wedding. Asshole.
- •Married. Miserable. Dumped me for an emotionally-abusive jerk. Used to be somewhat normal, but now just a mess.
- •Single. Still wants my dumb-ass. I'm glad I broke up with her.
- •Don't know.
- •Don't care.