1. Married with a kid, and has $4,367.45 of my money from our joint bank account that she gleefully absconded with on her way out of town, two days before our wedding. Asshole.
  2. Married. Miserable. Dumped me for an emotionally-abusive jerk. Used to be somewhat normal, but now just a mess.
  3. Single. Still wants my dumb-ass. I'm glad I broke up with her.
  4. Dead.
  5. Don't know.
  6. Don't care.