Women I've Dated.

  1. Depressed.
  2. Drug addicts.
  3. Alcoholics.
  4. Low self-esteem.
  5. Emotionally unavailable.
  6. Unable to express their feelings.
  7. Unable to have a stable discussion about the relationship without simply resorting to: "avoidance sex".
  8. Owned sheep. Owned a photo of their favorite sheep. I ran.
  9. Demanded that I pass the bar exam, so that I could: "provide for her like a real man."
  10. Normal individuals. Got weirdly intimidated by me. Gave up.