1. I turned 42 today.
  2. I don't look a day over 41.
  3. SEXT
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  4. Still devastatingly handsome, still devastatingly self-indulgent.
  5. SEXT
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  6. SEXT (ACK UGH FUCK)
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  7. SEXT (one can also use: "junk wallet", "boner shame", "rocking with tha doo-dah man")
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  8. SEXT (That me and you tomorrow, kids)
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  9. SEXT (hey)
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  10. SEXT (gonna get high, or follow this handbook and immediately regret that decision)
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  11. SEXT (yayyyyyyyy)(thank you, Jeebuz)
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