OFFICE APPROPRIATE DONUT DOZEN
It's Friday and you want to be a nice guy. Don't fuck up the donut order and look like a dweeb. Working with the least common denominator donut set here, so if you try to suggest a combination of maple and bacon you can just fuck right off to the accounting department.
- •2 chocolate icedIf only for the visual. Interchangeable with chocolate iced with sprinkles.
- •3 glazedCrowd favorite, give the sheeple what they want.
- •2 Boston creamWhen in the Northeast, don't look like a tourist just call them creme donies.
- •1 strawberry jellyNot everyone is as fat as you it's right to provide a healthy option.
- •1 chocolate creamIt's the weekend someone wants to get sloppy. Haha and you can tell someone it looks like they're eating a butt (not anyone in HR).
- •1 strawberry iced with sprinklesWhoever eats it is an idiot probably Barb or Nancy but whatever it looks nice.
- •2 French crullers or old fashionedsA little rich but maybe for a special occasion or Catholic feast day.