SEAFOOD BUFFET HIGHLIGHTS FROM A FAT 11 YEAR OLD
- •Shrimp cocktailLeave that peel and eat garbage in the ocean.
- •Drawn butter
- •Popcorn shrimpPair nicely with drawn butter.
- •Hush puppiesMom's not happy about this one. Tell her you'll burn it off walking the boards, but really take the tram home.
- •Broiled flounderGreat for hiding french fries under.
- •Small dish of shredded cheese from the salad bar.
- •Chicken fingersGreat excuse to bring ketchup into the equation.
- •Steamed broccoliMom likes it because it's healthy. Dunk that shit in drawn butter.
- •Chocolate puddingUsually served in small dishes, but they wouldn't put dinner plates next to the desserts if they didn't intend for you to use them. Ignore Mom's threat of "diabetes."