SITUATIONS THAT ARE TIIIGHT

  1. Buddy orders extra Blue Moon and gives it to you
  2. Favorite team came out with a special edition shamrock jersey
  3. Episode of Tosh isn't new but haven't seen it
  4. Jared found his tap didn't have to pay ten dollars to rent one
  5. Finally got nephew to say dickhead
  6. Extra spot in the Jeep on the way to the Flo Rida concert no seat belt but sometimes you have to take risks to have a good time
  7. Buddy's mom made chocolate chip cookies with no walnuts--you're allergic
  8. Girl at the bar seems interested and brings up your favorite book you tell her books are lame you're about to close the deal but then Jared says you got to go Jeep's waiting. So not tight.