THIS OLD HOUSE CAST RANKED BY HOW FUN I ASSUME THEY ARE AT PARTIES

  1. 1.
    Roger Cook
    Straight up party animal, obviously. Lots of hoe puns, followed by "tough crowd?" Can funnel 3 beers without interrupting his story about invasive tree beetles.
  2. 2.
    Richard Trethewey
    Breaks into random games of "what is it" with personal items he takes from your home. Opens beers with a wrench.
  3. 3.
    Kevin O'Connor
    Nice dude always happy to help out but won't shut the hell up about something stupid like Mizzou basketball.
  4. 4.
    Tom Silva
    Probably likes to party but not with you because you work on a computer all day and drive a Honda Civic.
  5. 5.
    Norm Abram
    Cool guy but unless you're into 45 minute discussions about Greek revival style fireplaces avoid.