REASONS WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER
- 1.Cats don't dress up like they're Thor, Mad Max, or the Terminator.Willingly. Some owners might put their cats in Mad Max costumes.
- 2.Cats have natural night vision.Dog has night vision goggles, which aid him in hunting down his bounty, but they can be costly. Cats have FREE night vision goggles.
- 3.Cats have never been convicted of first degree murder.Dog was. In 1976, he was waiting in a car when his friend accidentally shot and killed an alleged pimp during a deal to buy cannabis. Cats don't know how to use guns nor do they smoke cannabis (willingly).
- 4.Cats don't use racial epithets.Dog got busted once for using the N word when discussing his son dating a black woman. Not a single cat has used the N word or any others.
- 5.Cats are cuddly and cuteDog smells of Marlboros, leather, and warming lube.