Thoughts After Watching The Breakfast Club For The First Time In 2016

  1. A rape "joke" within the first ten minutes would not fly today. It shouldn't have then.
    "Let's lock the doors and get the cheerleader pregnant."
  2. Style always come back around
    Nice flannel bro
  3. I was expecting the girl in black to be the cool hipster of the school
  4. She would never get made over to look like Claire in a movie today. She would totally Duff it.
  5. FYI the only name I remember is Claire
  6. I probably know the janitor from an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody or Gilmore Girls
    Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Me too.
  7. Claire would not have fallen for flannel dude without first getting an apology for being a total asshole.
  8. These kids would have never talked to each other until hour four or five
    When their iPhones start to die
  9. Why are they all making out with their new otps in front of their parents???