1. When ppl post nice things abt the person they're dating.
    Clearly I'm v emotionally available
  2. Being called "adorable" or "precious."
    Fuck you.
  3. People who are SO FUCKING SLOW at the self checkout.
  4. When someone has 600+ followers and 5 pictures.
    I hate that this annoys me so much
  5. Taxes.
    Filed April 14 bc I hate myself
  6. When people don't use Oxford Commas
  7. This guy that dumped me for his ex, then a month later told me he didn't get back together with her & wants to be my friend.
    He also keeps showing up at things with mutual friends even though he NEVER FUCKING DID BEFORE