WHAT THE FUCK, LI.ST APP?!

I know I'm in the bottom .01% on here, but a little respect!
  1. Apparently lil ol' me is TRENDING
  2. Where the hell is my falling confetti screen?
  3. Why didn't I get the celebration the important li.st people get??
  4. Why did I have to take my own screenshot?
    Notice: NO FUCKING CONFETTI
  5. (shout out to @mmthompson for reviving that sad list from 2 months ago!!)
  6. Also not 100% sure how this all works, so this rant could be for nothing, but I stand by my love of internet validation.