WHEN THE CORRECT RESPONSE IS "HEY, FUCK YOU"

An incomplete list
  1. "now don't go scaring your boyfriend/girlfriend off"
  2. *customer gets weirdly angry at a person working in food service/retail*
  3. any variation of Pro-Trump at all
    PS can we plz make anti-trump hats that do this? Fun DIY
  4. Hummers & the ppl who drive them
  5. Mansplaining/Mansplainers
  6. Soft pretzels with no salt
  7. "Just relax/breathe/calm down"
  8. "This generation is entitled/shallow/narcissistic/dumb/etc"
  9. Squirrels