My Top 5 Newborn Mom Life Probs

  1. Breastfeeding on the potty. (She didn't notice, don't you even worry about it.)
  2. Out of coffee and ate 5 cookies for breakfast.
  3. Let toddler watch tv and feed herself animal crackers for 6 hours. They were organic, it's fine!
  4. Haven't even tried to get the baby to sleep in the bassinet.
  5. Thought it was a fantastic idea to walk around Target on day 3. Really terrible idea to walk around Target on day 3.