5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

  1. 1.
    You my friend, were prettier than you tasted.
  2. 2.
    My kid's foot. Yep. I'm that mom.
  3. 3.
    Megan Fox + me a la snap chat.
  4. 4.
    RIP Sir Cola.
  5. 5.
    Oh. More food. Color me shocked.