I taught 5th Grade for eleven years, and I wrote down the funny/ridiculous things my students said. Here you go...
  1. "I don't like private school kids because they are rich and because they talk in complete sentences."
  2. Me: "What book are you reading?" Student: "Little Men. You know why I picked it?...little men!"
  3. "I must have a good personality because I hang out with popular people."
  4. "What makes me laugh is chunky babies."
  5. "For Christmas, my grandmother gave me nine trash bags full of garage sale clothes."
  6. "For Christmas, I want a Pillsbury Doughboy suit and some sheep."
  7. "My best Christmas present was a pair of bowling shoes from my uncle. He said I can wear them anywhere except any bowling alley in Dallas/Fort Worth."
  8. Student: "If I died, would you come to my funeral?" Me: "Yes." Student: "Would you bring skeletons and bugs and stuff?"
  9. "My favorite food is cheesecake because it's really cheesy."
  10. (Giving an example of a complete sentence that private school kids might say) "I got a cornucopia of one hundreds."