I taught 5th Grade for eleven years, and I wrote down the funny/ridiculous things my students said. See Vol. 10 here: QUOTES FROM MY 5TH GRADE STUDENTS (VOL. 10)
  1. "You look like you just eat a carrot."
  2. "I'm in love with blowing up stuff."
  3. "Okra for Oprah!"
  4. Student: "I can't sit. My legs are numb." Me: "Why?" Student: "Too much Red Bull."
  5. "Opera. That's what I gots to listen to when I'm in trouble."
  6. "I bet my grandma's cookies are going to be good because she is a girl, and a woman spends time in the kitchen."
  7. "Is there such a thing as a vehicle called a dog?"
  8. "Your lips are ashy."
  9. Student 1: "Oh no you did-nt!" Student 2: "No, it's, 'Oh no you di-int!'"
  10. "I do not like people with hair around their head and bald in the middle."