I taught 5th Grade for eleven years, and I wrote down the funny/ridiculous things my students said. See Vol. 17 here: QUOTES FROM MY 5TH GRADE STUDENTS (VOL. 17)
  1. "I'm gonna get a metal pole and smash him in the forbidden zone."
  2. "His head smells like brownies."
  3. "I'm getting to that point in life where I really like punk rock."
  4. "Guess what I'm gonna be for Halloween...Dr. Phil!"
  5. "You're just mad because I'm Hispanic."
  6. "Sometimes I try to bite the dentist's fingers."
  7. "Can you get two dollar bills at the Alamo?"
  8. "I want to jack the teacher's eyes and replace them with my eyes."
  9. "I wish I had an Uncle Mario."
  10. "You don't need a face to talk."