I taught 5th Grade for eleven years, and I wrote down the funny/ridiculous things my students said. See Vol. 18 here: QUOTES FROM MY 5TH GRADE STUDENTS (VOL. 18)
  1. "I keep asking myself if the girls in this class have bladders."
  2. "Teachers can't give food because it might be drugs."
  3. "I keep just wanting to push you."
  4. "I don't know why they call it 'IHOP' because when you leave you don't fee like hopping. They should call it 'I-Can Barely Move', 'I-Need a Wheelchair'."
  5. "Who made school? Was his last name 'School'?"
  6. "I wonder what it would be like to wear steamed meat."
  7. "I'm surprised your still single. You're pretty enough to get a husband."
  8. "I forgot my tooth in the other class."
  9. "I can't really swim and not have water in my mouth."
  10. "He's saying in his sign language that he wants to eat the teacher in a country-style way."